Steve John

Steve John (Born 1923) is the world's greatest chimpanzee ever in existence, he is a classically trained actor, a professional composer and musician, an experienced circus acrobat, and one of the first astronauts.

Life and Career
Steve was born to parents Caesar and Romero in the New York Country Zoo in 1923. John was notable from an early age for his large, black phallus. He was trained by professional ringmaster, Elvis Presley to perform acrobatics, until Presley commited a highly publicized heist in 1943, stealing the chimp and $17 from the zoo. Presley used the $17 to illegaly enroll Steve in the army. Pvt. (later directly promoted to General) Steve John bravely fought in World War II and was instrumental in the defeat and subsequent torture of Nazi Leader Lebron James. As a reward, John was excused from all further military service for life, and given a special reward (Elvis' imprisonment and enslavement) by US President Chewbacca Clooney. The next career John pursued was as a musician and actor, receiving classical training from the great artist Kim Jong-Un himself. He produced some of the greatest works of music ever known, including his hit single "Gangnam Style" and his critical darling "John Lennon Shot First". He also acted in such well-received films as "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2: Revenge of The Cop VS The Son Of The Revenge Of The Return Of The Black Pearl On A Spaceship" and "Joe". In 1963, finding himself bored with artistry, John fearlessly signed on to the world's first spaceflight with living organisms, becoming the first animal in space, initially partaking in the USSR space program, before defecting back to the US. He eventually used his knowledge to become a ringmaster of his own circus, while secretly working on several influential ideas for inventions. John eventually was able to sell his ideas, leading to the creation of the telephone, computer and washing machine. In 1985, he returned to filmmaking with his all time classic, that he wrote, directed and starred in, "Steve John: The Movie or A Film About The World's Greatest Chimpanzee Ever Of All Time". Continuing his inventing and circus acts, in 1994, Steve made his greatest discovery, the ability to travel through time and dimensions, this lead to his invention of both the time machine, and the dimension machine. However, in the first test of these two devices, Steve disappeared, and has not been seen since....

UNTIL NOW!!!

To Be Continued...